so.

they fired me at the Library. because i was shelving books and my back started hurting and i was shelving books on the bottom shelves and i used a chair to do it. they went ballistic. and insisted that i resign.
"to preserve my health."

fucking dream killers.

( do they not fucking know who they're dealing with!? come the fuck ON. )

forwarded to me by email from Dani danygirl128. this is funnier than her real life friend named Jo-Nathan. (pronounced Joe Nathan). Danielle is from Arkansas. there's just no fighting the deep south.

__________________In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic ( Read more... )

i dunno if i posted my original MySpace post about Eddie Griffin getting a beat down by the publisher of Black Enterprise (the same people who sponsored Senator Obama's breakfast at the Bev Wilshire and i SOMEHOW MISSED MEETING HIM... the Senator, not the publisher dude.) so. because i'm too lazy to try to find out, i'll simply repost the original ( Read more... )

we just figured out Blue's Clues!
we just figured out Blue's Clues!
because
we're very
smart!!

so. as an eye opener on a particularly groggy Monday morning, me and B get to ride behind this


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i am an American, okay. not too happy about it, most of the time, but you know, hey, eventually we gotta accept our situations and face reality. so i live in what maybe might could be a cool country whose society consistently makes horrible decisions regarding... well. everything ( Read more... )

Grandma had a good portion of her intestine removed maybe a month and a half ago. she began rehab, and yanked her stitches and ended up back in the hospital ( Read more... )

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Because America’s reality check has bounced yet AGAIN, I’m distracting myself from this Cho nonsense with this Meeeeeeeem thingee I ganked from the tragically undiscovered dionysoscub

Note to self: There’s a reason you don’t watch or read the news. How hard can it be to follow rules that you set yourself?! Snap out of it, child.

This meme was hard not to go ( Read more... )

i am officially over Destiny's Child. omg i so fought against the whole Bouncy hate thing, but goddammit, i draw the line at "Cater to You". what the HELL did they just say?!

i'll keep my body up for you?!<-- bitch even YOU don't have that body, it's been airbrushed and shellacked, remember? HELLO?!

i'll keep my hair done?<-- what woman in the ( Read more... )